Sweet Carroll Line

Liverpool FC 3 - 0 Mercenaries City

Andy Carroll (£35M) - 2 goals

Belief me. There is more to come from this young lad. Andy surely has all the quality to become one of the finest English striker along side Robbie Fowler.

Luis Suarez (£23M) - 2 goals

Need no further explanation though. A legend in the making. Simply Brilliant. You'll Never Walk Alone El Pistolero

Fernando Torres £50M - 0 goal

What a joke. Chelsea splurge tremendous amount of money on Fernando and guess what?... after 10 games, he has yet to score a goal for the Blues.Well who's laughing now Mr Fernando? El Nino simply deserved to wear the 'Flop of the Decade' crown.

Edin Dzeko (£27M) - 0 goal

Another big name signing who has yet to score for his new club. Dzeko surely need some times to adapt to the physical nature of the BPL though.