aku, dia dan tinsnip.ttf (episod terakhir)

Salamun 'alaik,

sebuah kisah klasik untuk masa depan... dibawakan khas sempena Karnival Keluarga Bahagia 2006. diterbitkan dengan hasil kerjasama Loneheart Inc dan Istana4 Sdn Bhd.

keesokkan harinye pulak...


faris: assalamualaikum. dah tido ke??
shah: wsalam
shah: lom
shah:
shah: haa
shah: amcm??
faris: amacam ape?? macam macam ada
faris: jumaat ni ade meeting ek??
shah: muaha
shah: haa
shah: jumaat nih ader meeting
shah: nnti dtg ek
shah: kejap jerk
shah: psl web banner tuh amcm??
faris: hohooho..tak tau lagi ke??? dah tengok ke belum ??
faris: nanti sat saye send.
shah: ermm
shah: ok
faris: ok, on the way le tu kot...
shah: ok
shah: sampai dah
shah: sat
faris: ok ke???
shah: ermm
shah: kalo warna latar die ko ikut teme ok ker??
shah: pastuh masukkan tema lagu nowseeheart tuh
faris: tak faham aaaa... tolong explain
faris: rasenye tu pon dah penuh. kalo tambah lagi...tak tau nak letak mane
shah: ermm
shah: warna orange ko wat tuh kan
shah: ok tak kalo ko tukau kan warna tema hjau petronas kite tuh
shah: n then lg satu kalo size tuh ko nk besarkan sikit pon tarak hal
shah: :LD
shah:
faris: ??? wane oren???
faris: bukan wane hijau ke tu?? ke saye rabun wane??? betul ke wane orn tu???
shah: lorrr
shah: oren laa tuh
shah: kalo nk warna RGB nyer
shah: kod hijau petronas tuh bg
shah:
faris: memang wane asal wane oren...tapi saye dah tuka jadik kale ijau. kenape kat pc saye web banner tu kaler ijau???
shah: haa??
shah: oren tuh
shah:
shah: haa
shah: ko rabun ek faris
shah:
faris: series. saye tak tipu. kat pc saye memang kale ijau. cantik je kale ijau die.
shah: oklaa mcm nih
shah: nnti later ko bg yg hijau ek
shah: kalo nk modified pon ok gak
shah: leh compair mana cun
shah:
shah: ermm
faris: size nak berape. yg tu saye ikut size cam kat mmls tu
shah: aku save nih dulu
shah: later kite discuss blk
shah: oklaa
shah: aku nk tido nih
shah:
shah: esok kol 8 kelas
faris: ok. wassalam
shah: k
shah: salam
shah: n

p/s: saya masih lagi simpan banner misteri yg boleh bertukar kaler dari oren ke hijau ini sebagai kenangan 'Aku, Dia & Tinsnip.ttf'.

The End.

Champions shot down

Salamun 'alaik

Today adalah hari yg ceria utk semua peminat bolasepak seluruh dunia sebab Chelsea kalah kelmarin. Chelsea yg selama ni digeruni dan dilabel sebagai pasukan yg kebal, terkulai layu, tewas kepada Fulham di Craven Cottage. Ironiknye, The Reds baru je belasah Fulham 5-1 kat Anfield minggu lepas. well done Cottagers.

Dikesempatan yg ade ini saye nak ucapkan tahniah kepade player Chelsea sebab diorang dah menunjukkan prestasi luarbiasa, tewas dengan cemerlang kepada jiran mereka yg jauh lebih miskin tanpa pemain berstatus bintang. perlawanan semalam boleh diibaratkan macam 'the pauper vs the prince'. so, diharapkan agar Chelsea istiqamah dengan prestasi diorang sekarang sampai hujung musim.

Coleman finds the answer
Chris Coleman admits the world wants to see Chelsea beaten and he may have solved the riddle of how to do it. Coleman's players were outstanding but the manager's masterstroke was to suffocate Chelsea's supply-line from Claude Makelele by sending Steed Malbranque to play in the hole behind the strikers, in the same area of the pitch as the Frenchman.

Terry - " weii... orang tua, ape pandang2 ni ha! kalo tak puas atie, kite settle lepas ni kat luar stadium, one by one. takut kerr? "

Referee(tengah) - " huh! kurang ajau punye future menantu. jangan harap ko dapat kawin ngan anak aku yg kiut miut tu. kansel! kansel! "

Referee(kiri) - dalam hati ( yes! yes! seandai dirinya tercipta utk ku relaku menjadi miliknya... ahaks, ade can aku kawin ngan anak dia )

p/s- minggu ni start balik segala macam penderitaan selepas minggu lepas saye agak rileks. fyp, mid-test, assignment, quiz, presentation, uhuhu... semuanye berderet!

Gerrard wants Owen back

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard wants Michael Owen to return to Anfield. England striker Owen, who quit Liverpool to join Real Madrid in August 2004, joined Newcastle a year later in a £17million deal. The 26-year-old had made no secret of his desire to return to Anfield before moving to St James' Park.



'I know Michael Owen wanted to come here,' Gerrard told the Sunday Times. 'I have got a good enough relationship with him to know that. 'That he didn't was down to Liverpool not making it happen, rather than Michael not wanting to come.'

Liverpool have scored only eight times in their past 13 matches, with their strikers managing just two goals this year. Gerrard led Liverpool to their fifth European Cup success last season, but the club bowed out of the Champions League to Benfica on Wednesday, losing 3-0 on aggregate.

'It's difficult for me to say what difference he might have made the other night, but Michael Owen scores goals,' said Gerrard. 'Domestically, in Europe and at international level he has proved that.

p/s: - lagi cepat Owen balik lagi bagus. sakit jantung saya tengok striker Liverpool yg berlari macam headless chicken kejar bola tak tentu arah kat padang. bagi saya kuertet striker Liverpool yg ade sekarang adalah yg paling TERUK kat Eropah musim ni. by hook or by crook Morientes & Cisse mesti dijual summer ni